Tai Fit Chi™ exercise for life,
everything here is for entertainment purposes only.
Tai Fit Chi™ exercise for life,
everything here is for entertainment purposes only.
Groan Zone
Groan Zone
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There are 16 year old kids competing at the Olympics and I still Push on Pull doors.
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Groan Zone
Groan Zone
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The best eyes can't see what the soul can see. A beautiful spirit & personality will last longer than a wrinkled skin.
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Groan Zone
Groan Zone
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Northern Ireland hosted the worlds best Butcher competition: Talked to one of the contestants and he said he was a butchering ninja! One of his chops could kill you!
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Groan Zone
Groan Zone
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Interviewer: what would you consider one of your strengths?
Me: I perform under pressure...
Interviewee: can you get give me an example?
Me: (deep breath)
Mm ba ba de
Um bum ba de
Um bu bu ba de
PRESSURE, pushing down on me....
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Groan Zone
Groan Zone
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I failed my driver's test today. The instructor asked me "What do you do at a red light?" I said "I usually check my emails and see what people are up to on Facebook."
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Groan Zone
Groan Zone
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I’m not saying a word without my lawyer present.
Policeman: You are the lawyer.
Lawyer: Exactly, so where’s my present?
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Groan Zone
Groan Zone
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How did the tree feel in spring? Releaved...
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Groan Zone
Groan Zone
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What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener...
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Groan Zone
Groan Zone
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WARNING: I seriously need a speed bump in between my brain and my mouth.
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